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I'm looking to compile a list of oldies songs that mention famous names in their lyrics or title.  For the sake of clarity, I will consider a name to be "famous" if most people would recognize it.
Here are a few to start:
Mr. Sandman - The Chordettes
(This is perhaps my favorite rhyme of all time)
Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci
And lots of wavy hair like Liberace
Just Like Romeo and Juliette - the Reflections
Donna The Prima Donna - Dion
(the lyric, not the title)
She buys them at the five and ten cent store
She wants to be just like Zsa Zsa Gabor
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An obvious one: 
Abraham, Martin & John by Dion.
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P. T. 109 by Jimmy Dean - Young John F. Kennedy
In forty-three they put to sea thirteen men and Kennedy...
Now who could guess or who could possibly know
That this same man named Kennedy
Would be the leader of the nation, be the one to take command
The PT 109 was gone but Kennedy lived to fight again
Smoke and fire upon the sea
Everywhere they looked was the enemy but JFK and his crew lived on
Which proves it's hard to get the best of a man named John
Big John, big John, big John, big John
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Speaking of the late president, Life In A Northern Town by Dream Academy (if that isn't quite an oldie) has this reference:
In winter 1963,
It felt like the world would freeze,
With John F. Kennedy and The Beatles.
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"King Tut" 1978 Steve Martin (backed up by Nitty Gritty Dirt Band)
"Roll Over Beethoven" 1956 Chuck Berry
 
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"Life Is A Rock" by Reunion came to mind as perhaps mentioning more names than any other song that I know. But then I thought of another one that similarly mentions one famous name after another -- Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire". However, I never thought much of the way that the lyrics of both songs basically just randomly throw together names in order to have them rhyme and fit the meter of the songs. But that got me thinking of a song that I do like: Mark Dinning's "Top 40, News, Weather And Sports", which depicts him doing his homework on current affairs while getting sleepy and listening to the radio, and then finding the next morning that he's mixed up names in the news with singers, songs, and even the weather.
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Garden Party - Rick Nelson
Mr Hughes hid in Dylan's shoes
Snoopy vs The Red Baron - The Royal Guardsmen
(Both names would fit the criteria)
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Glass Onion - The Beatles
"The Walrus was Paul"
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Just for starters:
 
Jolly Green Giant - The Kingsmen
 
Santa is in a lot of songs
 
Fictional but nobody challenged Romeo and Juliette
 
 
Mr. Custer - Larry Verne
 
The Battle Of New Orleans - Johnny Horton
Colonel Jackson
 
Ringo, I Love You Lyrics - Bonnie Jo Mason (Cher)
 
Bette Davis Eyes - Kim Carnes
 
Delilah - Tom Jones
 
I Dreamed of a Hill-Billy Heaven - Tex Ritter has a bunch
 
Rock and Roll Heaven - The Righteous Brothers has a few
 
 
God is in a lot of songs
 
Jesus Christ Superstar.-  Murray Head
 
Sixteen Tons - Tennessee Ernie Ford
Saint Peter,
 
The devil gets mentioned a lot
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You Haven't Done Nothing - Stevie Wonder
The song is about the legacy  - or lack of one - regarding Richard Nixon. At one point, Stevie, backed by the Jackson 5, shouts "Sing it Dickie!"
"Dickie" was Tricky Dickie, one of Nixon's infamous nicknames. 
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It’s Only a Paper Moon
Barnum and Bailey
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Mrs Robinson - Simon and Garfunkel
(the lyric below, not the title)
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
Garden Party - Rick Nelson
Mr. Hughes hid in Dylan's shoes
I'm Henry the Eighth I Am - Herman's Hermits
 
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Summer Rain
All summer long
We spent dancin' in the sand
And the jukebox kept on playin'
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
... Johnny Rivers
 
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One who made it in both sections of this topic...."Clap For The WOLFMAN" is the title!!
"Monster Mash" included in the lyrics a salute to the WOLFMAN!
"Let's Think About Livin'" mentioned "Cathys Clown" and the Everly Brothers, as well as Marty Robbins and Patti Page.
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American Pie - Don McLean
When the jester sang for the king and queen
In a coat he borrowed from James Dean
While Lenin read a book on Marx
The Ballad of Bonnie and Clyde - Georgie Fame
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Jack the Ripper - Screaming Lord Sutch
 
Lady Godiva - Peter & Gordon
 
Yogi - The Ivy Three
Also mentions Boo Boo
Lizzie Borden - Chad Mitchell Trio  
How to Be a Country Star - The Statler Brothers
Mentions several country singers
 
Key Largo - Bertie Higgins
Bogie and Bacall
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Lil’ Red Riding Hood - Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs
 
The Hair on My Chinny Chin Chin - Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs
Little pigs
 
Alley-Oop - The Hollywood Argyles
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Sunshine Superman - by Donovan
Superman and Green Lantern
 
I Taut I Taw a Puddy Tat - Mel Blanc
my name is Tweety Pie
 
I Wanna Be Loved By You - Betty Boop
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I Dig Rock and Roll Music - Peter, Paul and Mary
I Dig the Mamas and the Papas at the trip Sunset Strip in LA
And when they're really wailin
Michele and Cass are wailin
Donovan in a dream-like tripped out way 
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Rubber Duckie - Ernie
 
Candle In The Wind - Elton John
Norma Jeane (Marilyn Monroe)
 
James Dean - Eagles
 
The Christmas Song - The King Cole Trio
Jack Frost
 
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Speedy Gonzalez by Pat Boone.
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Mr. Bojangles - Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
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Saturday Morning Confusion - Bobby Russell
Popeye and Bluto, Batman and Bozo
 
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Do You Remember These - The Statler Brothers
Sadie Hawkins
Howdy Doody
James Dean
The boogie man
Captain Midnight
Roy Rogers
Veronica and Betty
Dewey
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Goodbye Cruel World - James Darren
Well the joke's on me; I'm off to join the circus
Oh, Mr. Barnum, save a place for me
Sink the Bismark - Johnny Horton
For six long days and weary nights they tried to find her trail
Churchill told the people, put every ship asail
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