Apparently, this is real. 

Happy Eclipse Day - from my heart.

They were a one hit wonder

I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine
I loaded 16 tons of number nine coal

I am a lineman for the county
And I drive the main road

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
I shot the sheriff

I turned twenty-one in prison doin' life without parole
I fought the law and the law won

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nothin' but bad

I talked to the Man in the Moon
I'll bet my money on de bob-tail nag

I never been to Spain
But I kinda like the music

I washed my hands in muddy water
I took my troubles down to Madame Rue

I saw a man and he danced with his wife
I can never go home anymore